🌽🧟‍♂️ “Grraaaiiinnnsss… I mean, grains!”

Bewaaare, fellow gardeners! I am Zombie Corn, the undead ear who roams the garden at night, searching for the most delicious, nutritious, and brain-boosting grains! But don’t worry—I’m not after your brains, just your love for golden, crunchy corn!

Packed with fiber, vitamins, and energy, I help keep gardeners strong enough to fend off bad eating habits. Whether roasted, popped, or fresh off the cob, my delicious kernels will have you craving more… in a totally non-zombie way!

🧠 Favorite Snack: Popcorn (It’s a classic!)
🎃 Best Friend: Scary Scarecrow (He watches my back… literally.)
💀 Biggest Fear: Butter melting my face off!
👀 Hobbies: Playing hide-and-seek in corn mazes, creeping through the garden at night, and making scary movie cameos.

So plant me in your Growums garden and watch me rise from the soil, again and again… MUAHAHAHA! 🌽🧟‍♂️